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Apnea Bound:  In The Beginning

I am so disorganized.  Damn.  It’s probably a good idea to talk about the sleep apnea symptoms I’ve encountered before I used a CPAP machine or even was diagnosed with sleep apnea.

Fat Man Sit-ups

Here’s a weird one:  I’d sit-up on the edge of my bed and stay asleep!  keep in mind, I did this while I was asleep on my fat back.  Wow this is almost alien-stuff right?

My Mom and girlfriend have found me asleep sitting there on my bed edge, swaying too and fro, keeping my balance while I snored in a deep sleep completely unaware of what was going on.  My ex-girlfriend, would just walk over and push me down onto the bed.  LOL!  I have to laugh at this.  My whole sitting on the bed while snoring asleep thing totally freaked them out the first time they saw it.

My neck was sore as a mofo when I woke up.  I was told my neck just hangs straight off my shoulders (I don’t have much of a neck anyway) where it’s about to fall off.  And I’ve got one big ass head.  It weighs over 50 lbs.  How do I know?  I weighed it on a fruit scale at the grocery store when I was a kid.